if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket
you are one of the great thinkers of our time
Then you’d look at a house and be like “oh damn I wanna live there” and millions of dollars would be in your pockets, crushing and killing you instantly
thats why you have to make sure you have huge pockets before you go house shopping duh
consulting-idjits-in-the-tardis:
i can hear my brother screaming at his DS
he’s playing cooking mama
thats some hardcore cooking
COOKING MAMA IS NOT A FUCKING JOKE OKAY
THAT SHIT IS FUCKING INTENSE
DON’T TELL ME YOU’VE NEVER YELLED AT COOKING MAMA
FUCK YOU
Is that your brother
sometimes when i am alone and sad Green Mario comes up to me and speaks words of wisdom to keep me going
superwhoavengehobbitpotterlock:
You are allowed to drink when you’re 16.
You are allowed in clubs when you’re 18.
You receive free education.
You receive economic support while studying.
You enjoy free hospitalization.
You’ll be correctly informed by objective news channels.
someone in class asked me for my tumblr & i took her phone & told her i followed myself on her account but i actually followed gaysexistheanswer
thank you
ned’s declassified super high school level survival guide
(Source: spacereporterulala)
